Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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