it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
