Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
