Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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