Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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