You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If I die, sorry about rent.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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