so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Four minutes until I can fart!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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