My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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