No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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