Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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