How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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