sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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