..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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