im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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