Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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