wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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