I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
