i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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