was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Actions speak louder than pants.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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