how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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