what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
