Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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