LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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