Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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