I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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