can we get nightvision for the apartment?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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