My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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