you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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