I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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