What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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