Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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