that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My feet surprised me
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