can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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