Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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