Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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