Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think i have two assholes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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