Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
how does that bad decision feel?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
