I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
