wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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