My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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