there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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