Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have post one night stand depression
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