She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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