You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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