this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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