He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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