I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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