If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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