pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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