Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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