found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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