I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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